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Christmas jokes one line. There is a special place in hell for people that play christmas music before thanksgiving. The office christmas party is a great opportunity to catch up with people you haven t seen for 20 minutes. One liner christmas jokes and puns enjoy. Whats the difference between the christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet.

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What did the reindeer say before telling his joke. Christmas one liners i never believed in santa claus because i knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark. Last year s holiday weight meet this year s holiday weight. Holiday lights should be festive while at the same time not encouraging aircraft to land.

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Christmas enthralls us all in a state of happiness and the festive fervor. Funny or bad christmas jokes are a key moment of the festive season. See all of our jokes categories here. Absolutely hillarious christmas one liners.

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